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Stole a couple of quizes & memes, not going to respect the rules though. Here it goes.

From journal_meme

Taken a picture naked? as a baby? yes

Made money illegally? nah, the boys around the block can do it for me

Had a one night stand? have I ever have -a- stand?

Been in a fist fight? nop, elbow fight only

Slept with your bestfriend? er... no. Definitely not.

Had sex in a public place? sure! oh, no, wait, I thought you meant 'jest' in a public place...

Ditched work to have sex? ...will this quiz put more in evidence my unique state?

Slept with a member of the same sex? ...

Seen someone die? in the very act of dying? I can't recall. I guess not.

Ran from the police? if you know what's good for you, you will ran from the police all the time

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? yes. No, really. It appears I'm a sleepwalker.

Worn your partners unmentionables? *tsk* this meme is not for me, but still fairly amusing.

Fallen asleep at work? I don't think you'd be able to tell the difference.

Used toys in the bedroom? you mean like, Barbie--- oh, pun! XD

Ran a red light? where did it go?

Been fired? by a gun, no.

Been in a car accident? man, I'm realizing I live a very boring life.

Pole danced or done a striptease? maybe I should start with something like this... Would I be any good in pole dancing?

Loved someone you shouldn't? Wow. A question I can actually answer with "yes" !

Sang karaoke? By this time this should be obvious.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? can't think of anything right now, I'm a control-freak, a good dog and a cruel ruler of my self dictatorship

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? not intentionally

Caught someone having sex? oh yes, actually using the toilet for it wasn't smart of them

Kissed a perfect stranger? *twitch* not voluntarily

Shaved your partner? *snortsnicker* my god.

Given your private parts a nickname? ok, dude, can we start by 'I'ven't got a partner'? Otherwise I would GLADLY give his/her parts nicknames. Choose one. Pikachu if you want.

Ever gone in public without underwear? It's a recurrent dream - nightmare, that is.

Had sex on a roof top? somehow this and the following question got mixed in my brain and I was reading, 'had you sex on a chicken roof?' I'll not dignify the question with further answers.

Played chicken? exactly what are we implying here? Halloween? Play with my food?

Mooned/flashed someone? ...ok, no, I don't find anything to say to this. No, I haven't. I guess.

Do you sleep naked? I sleep with less clothing.

Blacked out from drinking? don't drink

Felt like killing someone? I fantasize about my alibis

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? *groans...*

Been with someone because they were in a band? ...that's probably the stupidest thing I've read.

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? no

Shot a gun? *points to felt like killing someone question*

Gone outside naked? I want to say, the creator of the meme had a particularly strong exhibitionist fetich.

You are a Ninja!
	You move stealthily and stay in the shadows, biding your time before striking and eliminating your prey. As a ninja you are equipped with a wide variety of weapons but the most important weapon you have is your brain. Thinking ahead and anticipating problems is the mark of a good ninja, as well as the ability to remain unseen and unheard when you wish.
Pirate Ninja Monk Test by LJ Quiz